I love My Kitty Cat, yes I do!

A song made by Parry Gripp and Nathan Mazur. It's a very cute and catchy song.

I love My Kitty Cat, yes I do! I love my kitty cat, oh I do! And all I want to do is to give it lots of love, give it lots of love, and a kiss and a hug!!

by CatLADY01720 March 12, 2021

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

shave my cat

Shaving the vagina

Hey Rob you wanna help me shave my cat later?

by Theebouj November 19, 2017

shaving my cat

Shaving your girls pussy

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"

by Browncam183 February 7, 2017

rob my cat like a fenji

"Rob my cat like a fenji" if a female says it to you, they want to have sex with you. Its a flirty thing to say.

Cat stands for the vagina of the female.
Fenji isn't a real word. Its just a thing you say sometimes.
With rob my cat like a fenji the girl kinda means "Fuck my vagina hard and soft" but thats not the actual meaning

Michael: "Hey"
Isha: "Heyyy"
Michael: "I like your hair.."
Isha: "Thanks..."
Michael: "Do you wanna do stuff together sometimes? If yk what I mean"
Isha: "Sure"
Michael: ....
Isha: *laughs* "Rob my cat like a fenji"
*both laugh*

by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ May 4, 2020

Razzlemataz My Tabby Cat

Pronounced "Raz-zel-ma-taz My Tab-by Cat". Slang for "Fuck My Pussy"

Hey there, wanna Razzlemataz my tabby cat?

by bossofcreepers20 May 7, 2018

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021