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Messy Mossy

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.
by EH & HC December 9, 2008
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Mossy

Cool kid who likes Minecraft and is pretty hyper
Friend: Hey mossy, what are u up to?

Mossy: Minecraft.
by anonymous_berry June 4, 2021
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mossy

when your pussy is clean and wet
my pussy is mossy
by suckmypussy123 January 17, 2022
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Mossy’s Ginnell

The ginnell between New and Old Broad lane where victims are slaid by the grill
Don’t go down there…that’s Mossy’s Ginnell. It stinks of intoxicated, vulnerable, polish clunge
by Thehutch87 April 21, 2024
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Mossy Gang

An online nation influenced by arab culture, it consists of great figures, It has been founded and leaded by Mossy I and his companions. Figures like Saud I. and Kon I. have helped the Mossy Gang Thrive. It is a great nation that will live for long. Ta7ya MG!
Ta7ya Mossy Gang
by Mossy Gang Patriot July 4, 2025
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Mossy pancakes

A vagina so nasty and ugly you puke at the sight of it
That girl so fugly she has to have mossy pancakes
by $$$Cash-ching$$$ October 12, 2016
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Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.
Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it
by Sherbanged December 2, 2023
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