Monginized

To submit an IT ticket request only to have it be closed prematurely without resolution.

Phone Lackey Shelly: Hey did IT reset your password for you?

Phone Lackey Melissa: No, I still can't logon. I was totally Monginized!

by sidious66 March 20, 2009

Community Organizer

noun. (synonyms: Community Activist, Community Agitator, Rabble Rouser, Opportunist, Predator, Jihadist, College Student, Liberal, Bum) Individual who intentionally takes advantage of and stirs up sentiment among certain urban populations with the express intent of achieving a specific radical agenda that frequently produces either power, fame and/or wealth for the individual. Incredibly, in recent times, a Community Organizer actually became President of the new People's Republic of Amerika.

"Hey Ahmed, I just heard that the American infidels voted-in a Community Organizer as President!"

"Salaam alaikum, you mean those suckers actually voted for our Muslim brother, Barack Hussein Obama???"

by WYNDBRAKER March 22, 2009

Borganized

Being totally organized as a result of boredom. When you have nothing better to do but borganize your life.

"Wow...you're so organized"..."No, I'm borganized".

by karacake June 25, 2010

morganeer

The art of drunkingly posing in the "Captain Morgain stance". Created on a whim, this drinking game became well know for it's ease of explanation and familiarity. The object is to see who among any number of people can stay balanced on one leg while lifting the other longer than all the rest, like balancing on one foot. All contestants must be noticeably inebriated in order for fairness to prevail. The winner claims victory and drinks 3 more drinks immediately for he/she is obviously less drunk than than the rest of the participants.
verb: morganeering

Late night games of morganeering can be fun, but beware the floor.

by Nucleoid August 25, 2006

couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory

Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.

Traditionally used in military/business culture.

"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."

by CodeSmith May 28, 2009

moronize

The act of makin someone (or something) a moron, one moron more on earth

What happens to you when lookin at MTV

Bush moronizes all those American crackers with his retarded speech

My sister got moronized last night. She watched that Brad Pitt´s shit during 6 hours!

by Yo Daddy, bitch! February 10, 2005

Morganism

An entity which warships our lord and savior micheal morgan.ap teaching. He is the one true god and projects all of the perfectness of humanity. He has review guids instruction guids and everything he know to you do your best on the AP test. Those who worship never forget to like and subscribe i fthey find the video helpful.

"Whats up guys, did you watch the Morgan video today? "
"EW shut up you filthy Morganism" Then he died

by MICHEAL FREAKING MORGAN BICH May 21, 2019