Mercury Mistress

"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.

Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .

by Robsatx November 5, 2005

mustromium

A type of gas only found in the Indies. Also found as a solid in Samsung computers and iPhones.

I was taking apart my old Samsung phone and I found some strips of mustromium.

by Graybe Redmond September 29, 2017

mitrophondick prochestyrun

When there’s no word to describe a certain person. Basically every word in the dictionary merged into one.

Person 1: Did you see what Nico said today?
Person 2: I rather not talk about it. That kid is a total mitrophondick prochestyrun.

by Giraffe360 December 14, 2019

Mitrovic

A Fucking Beast That hates john terry

Mitros on Fire

Mitrovic is a top shagger, he loves scoring goals

by FollowMyTwitter,Official_JM42 May 23, 2020

mostron

The greatest amount or quantity of stupidity.

Superlative of moron.

Most moronic

Mark might be a moron, but Chris is really the mostron.

by FatYellowOne July 21, 2021

Soiled Mistress

A glance of disapproval, reject, disgust, or hatred. Usually given by strangers or rude friends.

Joe: She is pretty why don't you ask her out?
Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.

by codliveroilman May 13, 2013

legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.

The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019