milspouse

The significant other (SO) who is married to a military member.

Boss: Why are you walking around so depressed?

Employee: My husband just left for a 9 month deployment.

Boss: I don’t know how you do it?
Employee: It’s the life the milspouse. We make it work.

by Swithenbank October 19, 2017

Malthouse

A creature half fox and half human. Usually, spotted around the pub smoking area, asking to tick a gram or steal a cigarette.

I saw a malthouse in the smoking area last night. They are everywhere nowadays.

by The Bower November 23, 2021