A state surrounded by water and filled with corn. The most random incredible shit comes from Michigan, despite it being one of the most boring places on earth, examples of this are: the automobile, the original snowboard, and rapper Eminem. If there was ever a song indirectly written about Michigan it would've been Hot n Cold by Katy Perry, because Michigan weather can be sunny shorts and flip flops weather all day, and then you'll get hit by a blizzard that night. There's jack shit to do in Michigan so most Michigan teens spend the average Friday night smoking weed and terrorizing Michigans chain grocery store, Meijer.
Michigan teen #1: Hey man what do you wanna do tonight?
Michigan teen #2: Idk, wanna get high and go to Meijer?
Michigan teen #2: Idk, wanna get high and go to Meijer?
by BridgeTroll69 March 22, 2017
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When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)
by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020
Get the Michigan Condom mug.The international michigun day is the day where michigun, the triple spike master, and the legend died... It's a sad day for the geometry dash community, may he find peace in heaven... And always jump over the triple spikes ∆∆∆
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Friend: why are you sad?
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Get the The international michigun day mug.The massive out migration of Michigan residents due to the poor state of the Michigan economy and lack of available work.
"I just graduated from college and I can't find work anywhere."
"Yeah I know. I'll be joining the Michigan exodus real soon myself."
"Yeah I know. I'll be joining the Michigan exodus real soon myself."
by Stephen A.B. December 9, 2008
Get the Michigan exodus mug.The place where, as a female, people always assume there are available men because of the 4:1 ratio of males to females. What they fail to realize however is the fact that the "Odds are Good but the Goods are ODD". The average male at michigan tech could be seen walking across campus with animals living in their beards or in deep discussion about the newest video game. Although there are good guys available, they are difficult to find as they came to college with a long distance relationship already at hand and walk around in misery. Does distance really make the heart grow fonder?
"Oh how are you still single! There are lots of men up there arent there? It is an engineering school!"
"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"
"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"
by OhSnap!! March 9, 2012
Get the Michigan Tech mug.michie is a pothead bitch, not in a literal sense, but they (mostly she) damn well acts like it. she’ll be one of your most supportive friends in most things you do, but fuck up badly and she’s gonna go ghost on you for two months and say her phone died. she doesn’t commit to feelings because she’s a bad bitch city girl. she gives you the harsh reality when you need it and don’t expect your feelings to be in tact after because she goes off until you get the point.
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