mermaid

A sex toy that swirls in the vagina and vibrates on the clitoris.

Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF!

by Kate Kedvesh May 7, 2004

mermaid

my cute cat

mermaid is very cute

by cool tiktoker April 21, 2020

Mermaided

Very much like ghosted, but when the daddy you’re into sales off to sea and is never seen again.

He promised it was just a family cruise! He promised he would call! He mermaided me, when he went on that cruise.

by SugarTits_Bell September 20, 2019

mermaid

A true, genetic lesbian, but you can't tell upon first meeting her. Important to identify because you will never get the pussy. Usually enjoys and takes advantage of the fact that dudes dig her. Hence all the maritime mythology.

Man, I was head over heels for this girl. It took me a while to realize she was a mermaid.

by Farmz October 19, 2007

mermaid

a chick with big tits transformed into a fish by the Greek god Poseidon or the Roman god Neptune.

There's no difference between Poseidon and Neptune.

by kwang June 9, 2003

Mermaiding

To fuck someone with both feet, or to fist someone with both feet.

My feet are cramped from mermaiding your mom all afternoon.

by Rolf Exton & Humphrey Garden April 16, 2013

mermaid

half lady half fish

I'm a mermaid

mermaids are epic

by unipugsrule August 7, 2016