mellow handy

to give a male a smooth, mellow, handjob.

my girlfriend gave me a mellow handy under the table during thanksgiving dinner.

by jack bender May 30, 2006

mello

The leather-clad, biker chocolate addict from tha anime/manga Death Note.

I think Mello is gay.

by candi166 February 28, 2008

My mellow

A homeboy, or homegirl that is close to you. A way of greeting a fellow minority in the struggle.

Homeboy#1: Wassup my mellow?
Homeboy#2: Aint nuttin my boy.

by Jerome Sandifer November 13, 2003

Mello-jestic

usually when an animal or person is in or caught in a mellow yet majestic pose or action.

that bird looks so mello-jestic in the water everyone just stared in aw

by Izzie Spright♥ September 20, 2010

Mellow May

31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.

"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."

"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."

by Rampant-Seahorse June 5, 2014

melloristic

A derogatory term for a person who, although intelligent, often behaves in an incorrigible or immature manner. Alternatively used to describe incorrigible or intolerable behavior with the intention of reprimanding.

Although the melloristic child failed to complete his homework, he still pulled an A on the test.
The student demonstrated a melloristic disregard for his abilities by failing to complete his homework.

by Rising_Tide December 31, 2016

mellowed

Similar to shitfaced - when you've hit your limits using a drug, such as weed or shrooms, and you become incoherent, having difficulty remembering simple things you usually would. The difference is, however, is how it's usually a mellow, calm feeling, rather than a nauseous and sickly one (very different to a Bad Trip).

Guy 1: yooooooooo dude im so fuckin mellowed rn hahaaaaaaaaa
Guy 2: Who are you? Get out of my house, you stoner fuck.

by Gnarly Youth June 26, 2020