You wouldn't tell a guy he was mediocre at something like eating pussy. You would tell him look, you suck at this, go on YouTube and watch a video about how to eat a pussy. If you're still no good at it, you never will be, try doing something else.
The mediocre gunman didn't kill all his targets, but did get arrested quickly. His targets were glad he was just mediocre at what he did.
by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019
Get the Mediocremug. Not the wrong comedian. The RIGHT comedian if you have a fat cock and want to fuck somebodies hot, rich daughter. But no.
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
Get the Most overpaid mediocre person on the planetmug. Dear Lord, that person in the comments is definitely a mediocrity, if only i could enjoy the game and never see them
by kokovna August 13, 2025
Get the Mediocritymug. A common working dad and husband that lives a mundane life yet has a wild side. The jack of all trades. He is able to provide for his family, memorize every episode of house wives he has watched with his wife, yet be able to kill das boot in .06 seconds. While he enjoys teaching his toddler to catch a football, he also enjoys doing rails off urinals, telling everyone he’s German, and providing enough 10% ABV beers to a family reunion to get everyone drunk enough to tolerate him singing “Mr. Brightside” during karaoke time.
Katie “wow I’m feeling pretty buzzed. I only drank one of those beers that white collar dude gave me and I feel like fighting a bear.”
Jake “ That’s not your typical white collar dude. Sure, he’s got a tie on and that’s his wife and kid, but he just me when they leave He’s driving to Toledo to go to an underground midget fight club and he’s got money on the one he’s been selling the juice to. I’d steal clear, that guy is wildly mediocre.
Jake “ That’s not your typical white collar dude. Sure, he’s got a tie on and that’s his wife and kid, but he just me when they leave He’s driving to Toledo to go to an underground midget fight club and he’s got money on the one he’s been selling the juice to. I’d steal clear, that guy is wildly mediocre.
by Hamsterjam October 20, 2019
Get the Wildly mediocremug. “London Spitfire are painfully mediocre.”
by Overwatch League April 30, 2021
Get the Mediocremug. by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020
Get the Mediocremug. SM, for short, is a person who repeats phrases, “facts”, or jokes we’ve all heard a million times. They have no original thoughts of their own and just repeat things they think they’re expected to say. Also known as a “Bromide” (‘Are you a Bromide? The Sulphitic theory expounded and exemplified’ 1906) or more recently known as an “NPC” the term Spiritually Mediocre was coined in 2012.
SM Bromide NPC guy: it’s messed up that in America you can go over seas and kill people at 18 but you can’t legally crack a freakin beer! Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If you travel to Ireland, do not go to a pub and order an Irish car bomb, that’d be like ordering a 9/11 in NYC. I just watch the super bowl for the commercials. Statistically speaking, it’s actually harder to get into clown college than Harvard. I don't care about cars, as long as it gets me from point A to point B.
Sulfate guy: Good god man, you are Spiritually Mediocre as fuck!
Sulfate guy: Good god man, you are Spiritually Mediocre as fuck!
by Nevernity February 16, 2025
Get the Spiritually Mediocremug.