big meaty

The cock sock

I ran out of lub so I use the big meaty

by IM NOT TEX May 4, 2018

Meaty Stash

A man's junk, sometimes referred to as my pound of bacon.

Ella: "You know I'm expecting some of your bacon when I come over tomorrow!"
Mojo: "I gots a pound waitin for ya"
Ella: "What can I say, I want lots of your meaty stash"

by Polar Eclipse May 8, 2015

meaty mouth

A name referring to a woman who is known around for giving lots of oral sex.

Damn, that bitch got straight up meaty mouth.

by Mundskipp March 31, 2023

Meaty lips

Meaty lips are mostly the lips that are thick and bigger and nice.they are well kissable

I cannot wait to hold your meaty lips in my mouth for a long time,play with my teeth

by ELMAR HOPS January 30, 2019

eat the meaties

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.

"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."

by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020

Mr. Meaty

An enigma of a man

He is the type of guy to say he isn't gonna blackout but then not remember anything after 11:30pm
He is the type of guy to to only eat meat

Type of guy to say all women suck but then constantly be on tinder

Mr. Meaty man, you can't trust him
That guy is crazy at parties, totally a mr. meaty

by theneonicon April 8, 2021

Meaty Clappers

A big ole ball sack

I hooked up with Chris last night, damn did he have some meaty clappers!

by MC Cewel February 28, 2018