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pass the meatloaf

A game played by filthy people wherein the passer bursts into the bathroom while the blocker is sitting on the toilet and proceeds to attempt to poop between the blocker's legs. The blocker attempts to squeeze his or her thighs together tight enough to stop the poop from reaching its destination.
We need to get a lock on the bathroom door. Josephus keeps trying to pass the meatloaf when I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
by Terras Itic June 26, 2008
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4 hour meatloaf

When a man puts his penis in a woman's butthole after using Viagra or other male enhancements products to finish off a more than 4 hour long episode.
Man#1: hey where have you been?

Man#2: sorry bro. Had to finish off the 4 hour meatloaf.

Man#1: ugh

Man#2: you mad bro?
by ShaniaTwain 1534 September 17, 2013
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Meatloaf Cupcake

A delicious mini meatloaf snuggly nestled in a cupcake tin, with creamy mashed potatoes piped on top for frosting. Your whole family will love it.
We're going to surprise that vegetarian Amy for her birthday by making some meatloaf cupcakes.
by visarts September 8, 2013
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plugging a meatloaf

fucking a chick who just lays there and makes you do all the work.
by TommyBoys May 4, 2006
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eating the meatloaf

guy 1: so what did tom do with that hooker last nite?

guy 2: he was eating the meatloaf
by meaty buns November 1, 2009
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Meatloaf

An extremely talented musical artist whose popularity spanned mainly through Seventies. He was also known for his role in several movies. i.e. "The rocky horror picture show"
Oh no, not meatloaf again.
by Mark Axton February 22, 2004
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Portugese Meatloaf

Start by going fishing with a lady off the coast of Portugal, and when she isn't looking you sneak up behind her and fuck her in the ass with a deep sea fishing pole until she starts to bleed. Collect the blood and shit mixture and keep it in a mason jar for safe keeping. Once she is unconscious from blood loss, beat her body with the catch of the day and then cover her in the blood and shit mixture from earlier like the ketchup on top of a meatloaf. Leave her out in the hot Portuguese sun to allow the mixture to bake on to her skin. Sail back to port and round up 2 native sweaty, poor, and stupid Portuguese sailers. Lure them on board with the promise of fresh fish and meatloaf. Once on board proceed to have sex with the unconscious woman in all of her orifices. Finally lock the Portuguese sailers in the cabin with the body, call the police, and leave.
I gotta find a boat, I feel like making Portugese Meatloaf tonight.
by sixteenoeight May 25, 2011
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