Abigail marston

To describe that your wife/girlfriend is a fucking whore

Greg heffley: holy shit holly hills is like abigail marston

Chirag: thats crazy

Pete kowalski: 💀

by joshua lionel cowen September 3, 2025

John Marston’d

To be outnumbered by your enemies and shot many times

“Dude it’s 1 v 7, he’s not clutchi- yeah there we go, John Marston’d.”

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th January 8, 2026

Lily Elizabeth Maxson

A unicicorn who is like a rainbow glittery fart. She is usually pretty smart, nobody likes unicorns more than her, and most have light brown hair but some have blonde.

Omg that's Lily, (full name Lily Elizabeth Maxson), she's like a unicorn that fell from the sky!

by Hi.XD October 11, 2017

Pulling a Marston

Getting him put on all your credit cards when he wants to have a baby with everybody

TIME FOR SOME CHEMICAL CASTRATION. SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PULLING A MARSTON.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022