Human mattress

someone who sleeps around

a prostitute is a human mattress

by sososweet November 15, 2010

town mattress

Girl who sleeps with every guy she can get. Derived from the German "Dorfmatratze" (town mattress); also known as "slut" or "ho bag".

Damn I hope you wore a rubber she's a real town mattress!

Verdammt, ich hoffe du hast ein Gummi benutzt, sie ist eine Dorfmatratze!!

by John Phoenix 12121 March 29, 2008

Mantrimony

The process by which two homosexual males commit to each other for life. Also, the resulting "partnered" state. Gay marriage.

John and Damien were joined in Holy Mantrimony today.

by Walter and Gin January 13, 2006

Mastrangelo

Master of Angels

Man hes such a Mastrangelo

by Joey Mastrangelo September 26, 2008

Mattress Route

Sleeping your way to the top.

Amy: how did she get that job.
Araksi: that slut? she took the mattress route.

by Araksi P. July 26, 2010

full mattress

a large amount of money. The term was featured the song "im good" by Clipse when he said, "My mattress is full, why shouldnt I be out?"

Son, my mattress is full we hittin Vegas!

"Do you have any money?"

"I gotta full mattress"

by XFlurry October 26, 2009

mastrella

one who wears shorts even when it is 20 degrees below zero out; also famous for super bowl nick

"Wow, that mastrella is wearing shorts, and it's the middle of january!"

by Yick Lam March 8, 2008