Given to those who possess a thick penis and irregularly placed pubic hair. Also, the upper body is unusually smaller than the lower body giving the image of a ridiculously fruity christmas tree.
Guy 1: I love masturbating to the sound of a door creaking.
Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!
Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.
Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!
Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.
by Miragemelody August 17, 2009
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The gayest kid ever meet and has sucked more cock than anyone. He would meet a guy off the gay tinder just so he would get some good dick. Everyone secretly hates him bc he thinks he’s popular. What a fag
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Get the Mathias mug.Given to a person that says heaps of bullshit that he wants to do, etc and never actually does anything close to that. Usually gets his moral off of American TV-shows which means that he doesn't know shit what he's talking about, and thinks he can say anything and if anyone feels like discussing his opinion or trying to defend themselves, he will play the douchebag styled "If you take that seriously, you are a pussy!" game.
He likes to tell people nobody likes them, in that way, he might feel better. He has 1-3 percent chance of having a girlfriend.
He likes to tell people nobody likes them, in that way, he might feel better. He has 1-3 percent chance of having a girlfriend.
Mathias: "When i grow up, im gonna give my kids African traditional names!"
You: "Dude, you've said that about sixteen times."
Mathias: "Well, you're gay/a pussy, etc"
You: "Dude, you've said that about sixteen times."
Mathias: "Well, you're gay/a pussy, etc"
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if you get mathiassa you cant shit nor have doggy the next week.
if you fail this you have to drink your mates cum
if you fail this you have to drink your mates cum
wow, you just got mathiassa, this means you cant have doggy nor take a shit
girl 1: whats wrong with my boyfriend, last night he refused to have doggy
girl 2: oh i know, he just got mathiassa
girl 1: whats wrong with my boyfriend, last night he refused to have doggy
girl 2: oh i know, he just got mathiassa
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