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This is beer murder at a large scale. The party host usually finds out about it when he cleans up after the party.
This is beer murder at a large scale. The party host usually finds out about it when he cleans up after the party.
Party host: God damn it. Look at all these half-full bottles i collected from the room. More then 10 of them. It's been a beer massacre. I have to throw all this beer away now. What a bunch of assholes.
by dickkwikkwek January 6, 2007
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Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"
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1.when a person(s) completly pwns alot of people on a message board. Sometimes so bad that the victim(s) have run out of insults.
Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.
To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.
2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.
To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.
2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!
noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(
1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity
bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!
2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?
Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.
Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL
DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.
scenekid414: *cry*
noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(
1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity
bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!
2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?
Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.
Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL
DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.
scenekid414: *cry*
by Dus10 August 24, 2007
Get the message board massacre mug.all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.
Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.
by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010
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Girl, seeing liberals on campus running around naked and hugging trees: "I think I'm a Republican."
Boy: "Nah"
Girl, after watching the RNC and speaking with red-state relatives: "Nevermind"
Boy: "Yah, you're totally a Massachusetts Republican. Want to get naked?"
Boy: "Nah"
Girl, after watching the RNC and speaking with red-state relatives: "Nevermind"
Boy: "Yah, you're totally a Massachusetts Republican. Want to get naked?"
by ek2035 October 23, 2008
Get the Massachusetts Republican mug.A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.
"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"
"Springfield."
"Which one retard?"
"Massachusetts."
"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."
"What?"
"Are you a pitcher?"
"Nope, shortstop."
...
"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
"Springfield."
"Which one retard?"
"Massachusetts."
"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."
"What?"
"Are you a pitcher?"
"Nope, shortstop."
...
"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
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The only good thing in the town is the Dunkin Donuts.
The only good thing in the town is the Dunkin Donuts.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't wait to move to Millis Massachusetts! So many drug dealers there.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 2: Where?
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