Manbear: (N)
A hairy, overweight male who tends to stay up late then hibernate throughout the course of the day, waking up no earlier than dusk on an average weekday.
After awaking, a manbear's tendency's are to walk around in inappropriate boxers while his company (whether stuck from riding with "him" the night before, and or an invitee from the guest inside the den) while "he" continues to sleep.
Invitations are commonly issued in the manbear's residence while anticipating the awakening, as their sleeping cycle can vary dramatically from 10 to even over 24 hours in one instance.
A hairy, overweight male who tends to stay up late then hibernate throughout the course of the day, waking up no earlier than dusk on an average weekday.
After awaking, a manbear's tendency's are to walk around in inappropriate boxers while his company (whether stuck from riding with "him" the night before, and or an invitee from the guest inside the den) while "he" continues to sleep.
Invitations are commonly issued in the manbear's residence while anticipating the awakening, as their sleeping cycle can vary dramatically from 10 to even over 24 hours in one instance.
Joe: Man i was fucking stuck at the manbear's place all damn day today waiting on him to come out of his den.
Bob: Damn that sucks for you i had a fat blunt of some purp, and some drank i was sippin on, i called your phone but it seemed like it was dead.
Joe: I knew this shit would happen, and when he finally came out of his cave around 8pm he was barely dressed with his hairy flab exposed and his turtle head poking out his boxers!
Bob: Damn that sucks for you i had a fat blunt of some purp, and some drank i was sippin on, i called your phone but it seemed like it was dead.
Joe: I knew this shit would happen, and when he finally came out of his cave around 8pm he was barely dressed with his hairy flab exposed and his turtle head poking out his boxers!
by Brando239 January 4, 2008
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One is not simply ManBearPimp. A person must reach a certain state of mind before mental transformation and final formation. Established as an experience of modern meditation.
It can be explained as equivalent to reaching ultimate swag, peaking bossness, or simply being a based god.
The practice is embodied through the existence of the mythical creature, ManBearPimp. Legend says that this beastly spirit was fact half man, half bear, and half pimp.
Not to be confused with his evil brother, ManBearPig, made popular by South Park and Al Gore.
ManBearPimp is also the stage name young trap & electronic music DJ/producer from Miami, Florida.
Term was made popular in the southern Miami community.
It can be explained as equivalent to reaching ultimate swag, peaking bossness, or simply being a based god.
The practice is embodied through the existence of the mythical creature, ManBearPimp. Legend says that this beastly spirit was fact half man, half bear, and half pimp.
Not to be confused with his evil brother, ManBearPig, made popular by South Park and Al Gore.
ManBearPimp is also the stage name young trap & electronic music DJ/producer from Miami, Florida.
Term was made popular in the southern Miami community.
Ex 1:
Yung Homie - I'm so based it hurts mayne
OG - reaching over 9000 swag ain't easy yung hoppah
Yung Homie - dammit, I just wanna be ManBearPimp already!
Ex 2:
DAMN son, you a straight up ManBearPimp! You got Becky fantasizing and shit
Yung Homie - I'm so based it hurts mayne
OG - reaching over 9000 swag ain't easy yung hoppah
Yung Homie - dammit, I just wanna be ManBearPimp already!
Ex 2:
DAMN son, you a straight up ManBearPimp! You got Becky fantasizing and shit
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