chocolate mahogany lollipop

Fucking someone up the arse and then making them suck their own shit off the end of your dick.

Hello, would you like a chocolate mahogany lollipop?

by Ian Chode November 25, 2003

i call mahogany

A type of foolishness or shenanigan

That's crazy!

I know! I call mahogany!!

by Nopee 767676 March 1, 2017

sleepy mahogany

Sleepy mahogany is when you just jizzed and then ya signifigant other re kindles your boner

After 3 hours of consistent doggystyle, a sleepy mahogany was nevessary if we was gonna keep fucking

by oriri Metzizzy May 2, 2018

Jeepers Mahogany

An exclamation used to express astonishment or disbelief, synonymous with phrases like “holy shit” or “what the fuck.”

A shortened slang term of the word could be “Jeeps Mahog.”

Friend: Look at that broad with the huge butt!

Me: Jeepers Mahogany! That bitch got quite the ass!

by dougchaser October 19, 2023

this is mahogany

some fucked up shit

“you wanna fuck or sum?”
“Nah this is mahogany “

by Dhusvwkwvsiss April 21, 2020

Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.

by de la May 16, 2021

This is mahogany

A phrase used to describe something ridiculous or upsetting, perhaps both. Saying "this is bullshit", but in a nicer way. A way to express frustration on something inconvenient or stupid.

Elton: "Hey, heads ups. The registers are down again."
Reign: "I thought they fixed that. UGH! This is mahogany!"

Or

Roxy: "Wanna play on the switch when we get home?"
Xyrein: "Mine is broken. Has been for months."
Roxy: "Months?! That's mahogany, what do you mean?"

by Red_Rain_Forest November 29, 2022