The Macaulay Culkin

When your having sex with a girl or guy(whatever your into) pull out before you but an blow it in your hand rub them together and slap partner on each side of the face.

Dude I did The Macaulay Culkin to this girl last night.

The Macaulay Culkin by The funnyman May 21, 2013

Keelan McAuley 

Canadian-born musical theatre performer currently based in the United Kingdom. Most notable performance as Jason Dean (JD) in the 2024 Heathers (West End & Tour) cast. Insanely attractive with a 10/10 jawline.

omg look it’s keelan mcauley
what the fuck shut up

Keelan McAuley by freezeurbrain November 19, 2024

children of Macaulay

Indian people (often left-leaning, salad eater feminoids) who reject their native culture in favour of Westernization.

Sanghi#1: Ahh, look there... That's the group of children of Macaulay I was taking about. They are the ones who burnt a khakhi chaddi ours while protesting yesterday.

Sanghi#2: oh, I see. They really suck!

children of Macaulay by GuiltySpark6523 October 7, 2022