by Cabob December 26, 2019
by deathdude077 September 19, 2018
Tom:"Dude I just ate some tacos and took a massive Mallory"
Steven:"NO WAY"
Tom:"Yeah it was so massive it was like a bridge from Russia to Alaska"
Steven:"NO WAY"
Tom:"Yeah it was so massive it was like a bridge from Russia to Alaska"
by NateTheGreat118 February 13, 2013
a grass fairy from argonaut
by pat_trap March 03, 2008
by NastyDonkey February 15, 2017
A Mallory is a female with an extremely hairy vagina. This vagina is often mistakened for a bird's nest or a tangled ball of yarn.
I was going down on Mallory last night until a bird flew out of that vagina and almost pecked my eyes out!
I was going down on Mallory last night until a bird flew out of that vagina and almost pecked my eyes out!
Mallory
by Chad Meister February 11, 2009
Skank, Slut, Ho,
Likes Sexting, and TRIES to get lots of guys in bed. Wear's booty shorts, and tries to show off her breasts.
FAVORITE apparrel: Nothing
Guys thinks she's disgusting. With too much black hair and too skanky.
Likes Sexting, and TRIES to get lots of guys in bed. Wear's booty shorts, and tries to show off her breasts.
FAVORITE apparrel: Nothing
Guys thinks she's disgusting. With too much black hair and too skanky.
MALLORY Hello hunks! (tries to show herself off)
GUYS Hey you're hot.... umm bye
AS they walk away one guy says to the other, She must have been a Mallory, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- I think she wore that yesterday too
Guy 2- What, she wasn't wearing anything
Guy1- EXACTLY!
GUYS Hey you're hot.... umm bye
AS they walk away one guy says to the other, She must have been a Mallory, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- I think she wore that yesterday too
Guy 2- What, she wasn't wearing anything
Guy1- EXACTLY!
by Mikabra Chadabra May 02, 2010