an acronym of Rape My Life. Significantly more profound than Fuck My Life. To be used only in extreme situations.
by hurricanebrian March 3, 2010
Get the R.M.L. mug.Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About half way through I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. F.M.L.
Today, my mom wants me snowed in with her and she wont fkn stop talking and the powers off. F.M.L.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he couldn't kiss me because i would fall for him. i think it was meant to be deep, but i started laughing hysterically. not only did i lock that text for when i need to have a good laugh, i also like him a little less now. F.M.L.
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. F.M.L.
Today, my mom wants me snowed in with her and she wont fkn stop talking and the powers off. F.M.L.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he couldn't kiss me because i would fall for him. i think it was meant to be deep, but i started laughing hysterically. not only did i lock that text for when i need to have a good laugh, i also like him a little less now. F.M.L.
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. F.M.L.
by gogocarts3 February 9, 2010
Get the F.M.L. mug.Short for every day of my life, each letter is said on its own; mostly used in a sarcastic manner so as to show annoyance.
"Hey are you ready to go yet?"
"Not yet, I have to update my Facebook status"
"E-D-O-M-L you are on the Facebook!!!"
"Not yet, I have to update my Facebook status"
"E-D-O-M-L you are on the Facebook!!!"
by Jackass81 February 4, 2010
Get the E-D-O-M-L mug.if you hate your life you say fml it means fuck my life
if your mom/dad or sis/bro who the fuck knows you can say it means fight me loser
if your mom/dad or sis/bro who the fuck knows you can say it means fight me loser
by BeheadGamer July 19, 2016
Get the F.M.L mug.me: it’s L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F day!!!
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes
by leave me to suck her cooter November 4, 2019
Get the L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F mug.The love of my life doesn’t want me
by yesikimasimp July 2, 2020
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