L.A.M.E. status update

stands for Look At Me, Everyone. A status update that is so miserable or sad that it's basically just begging for attention.

Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.

by JohnnyRoxville September 11, 2011

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l.m.e.y.p.u.y.l.s

Let me eat your pussy until your legs shake..

bae l.m.e.y.p.u.y.l.s

by badkiddesto October 23, 2020

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A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.

Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation

Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.

by The funny guy at school September 22, 2020

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The O.M.E

A word believed to have originated in southern Queensland around 1810-1815, from the Latin "oldi manimus eatonari", meaning, literally, "he who sleazes on girls drunkenly". While it is not known whether the phrase refers to an actual person, its usage has become widespread.

An OME will ordinarily be in his mid to late 40s, with an over inflated sense of his own ability to seduce women (which will in fact be negligible).

Guy 1: "Oh man that girl is so damn hot. I would hit it so damn hard that whoever pulled me out of her would be crowned king of England"

Guy 2: "Dude, that's f'ed up she is like 8 years old man. You are just like the O.M.E sometimes...."

Guy 1: "Giggity giggity, that's why they call me Mattel. Im suitable for all the family, ages 8 -80

by William Julia January 22, 2008

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I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

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