Micki Lynge

The most sexy man ever to walk the earth, just him being present in a room makes all girls die from lack of air.

Me: What is that stuck in the bottom of your cup

Him: oh it's just Micki Lynge...

by Salt_And_ViNigga_Chips October 27, 2019

Torstein Langeland

Torstein Langeland is a hot alpha male. His dick is 17 cm long and is good with children. Torstein Langeland is the best friend/husband you could ever get

Person 1: Damn where is Torstein Langeland
Person 1: I know, he is so cool

by Langeland April 5, 2022

Torstein Langeland

A mafakka who has a big dong and is very tall. A Torstein Langeland gets all the bitches.

Damn look at that Torstein Langeland, I wish I was him.

by Langeland April 5, 2022