The sexiest and most coolest guy in the world. He is such a boss and a mega gamer. One time he even beat Ninja in fortnite. The most swagalistic person you'll ever know, he gives the best advice. He is really nice and good at everything.
Have you heard of Aurelio Lopez?
A fat shit that beats his meat and plays video games and does not play sports and smells really bad girls do not like him
Louis Lopez is fat
by Chris Hendks February 2, 2018
Alan Lopez is a very weird person that loves penis and is often referred to as a “troll” and “squidward”.
by Jesse smith October 29, 2020
With her butt in the air, the female is encouraged to crank off a flatulent burst while the male is behind her ready to ignite. The blue flame is extinguished with an agressive, but tender slap on the butt. Rear entry penetration quickly ensues.
by Thom Rice March 24, 2004
while making out with a woman, slowly reach down with both hands and start twisting the nipples with pressure. if done correctly you'll be getting head in no time
by lovincubb January 5, 2007
by poopy ;) October 13, 2020
a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
by I got you back February 8, 2009