Hairy Loofa

When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.

dave- you scrub the gooch?"

you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"

by deeznutz123456 July 1, 2011

cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.

Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."

by sauceb0x August 6, 2011

Spiky loofah

A much more appropriate name for an Echidna

uneducated person: "wow, look at this adorable echidna!"
me: "you mean a Spiky loofah."
uneducated person: "um wtf you crackhead"

by WeirdoCrackhead November 9, 2019

Alyssia Loofa

An Alyssia Loofa is a person who has two amazing bff's, one called T and the other M.

"Hey that girl's bff's are called Margeret and Tapollah, she is an Alyssia Loofa".

by Tapollah December 17, 2021

Gay Loofa

A gay person so flamboyant and in love with hot baths.

“Gary is such a gay loofa! He loves flailing his hands around gayly always talking about the types of bath bombs he puts in his hot baths”

by Liam L0uis May 29, 2022

On Loofah

To put something on loofah means no room for getting out of it, more powerful then "on god" and cannot be spoken onto someone else, you have to be fully certain when using it
(Not luffa, loofa)

Situation 1-
Dillon: Bro I love eating In n out
Gavin: Put that on loofah
Dillon: on loofah

Situation 2-
Gavin: on loofah it's gonna rain tomorrow
Dillon: you can't say that because it might not rain

by TheOneOfTruth May 3, 2023

Prison Loofah

The act of soaping up another inmates beard. Then using said inmates beard like a loofah.

After Tyrone soaped up the inmates beard. Tyrone had the inmate rub up and down his back with his prison loofah.

by Terry slammedyourmomma June 30, 2024