longhorn lines

Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.

If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.

by ~ 𓆏 ~ November 12, 2021

luke longhorn

Luke Longhorn is mostly made fun of for his last name and supposedly one of the most perfect people ever. He is athletic in many ways but when it comes to education wise you'll start to wonder why he is even in your grade

Luke Longhorn did u do the homework yet?

What homework?!

by Jalini 2014 April 01, 2016

Longhorn 4066

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by ThePhantom6314 June 05, 2023

Longhorns

The best college football team

The Longhorns are the best football team!!!

by WhateverAunt891 October 30, 2020

Longhorn

Unicorn genitalia

I’m not afraid of getting spiked by a unicorn horn but get away from that longhorn.

by Randypnr December 12, 2019

Longhorn

The biggest pussy yiu will ever mean he has long hair and like dudes

Longhorn likes tk steal gis dads dip

by chaz ham johnson December 22, 2018

Longhorn Cannoli

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)

Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.

by longhornhostnigga November 02, 2020