A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
Get the Lithuanian Laundry Mat mug.A game in which two or more people hang weights on their testicles (must be 10 kg or more) and jump vigorously. One by one, each person's ball sack will tear, and the last person with testicles wins.
by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 7, 2025
Get the Lithuanian Testicle Tug mug.by HitlerNiggerJewShit April 6, 2024
Get the Lithuanian roulette mug.When multiple people are chained together with a rusty lock and the only way to unlock the lock is using ejaculate to lube up the lock
by Jonnywoinkuz February 14, 2024
Get the Lithuanian Lock Pick mug.A daring sex maneuver performed during missionary position where the top partner reaches around between their legs and inserts a finger (affectionately known as “the stinger”) into the bottom partner’s anus for an unexpected buzz of pleasure. Originating from playful bedroom experiments, it’s said to mimic the erratic flight of a hornet while delivering a sharp, thrilling surprise.
“Dude, last night I pulled off the Lithuanian Hump Hornet on my girl, and she went from zero to orbit in seconds!”
by creeza February 12, 2026
Get the Lithuanian Hump Hornet mug.