telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

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Stretch Limo

It's an expansion on the minivan (2 in front; 5 in back) to be 2 in front 10 in back. When a girl has 2 fingers in her vagina and then two fists in her ass.

Did you see that chick in a stretch limo? Yeah, definitely needed a lube job.

by ksoze720 June 1, 2019

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Crack Limo

In London it is used to identify Lime Bikes, as these are the preferred mode of transportation of crack dealers.

Look at that shirtless guy riding a crack limo

by Crack Limo May 17, 2025

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16 seater limo

A limo that seats 16 people

That 16 seater limo surely won't seat 16 people

by Stomedy June 22, 2016

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limo driver

Similar to The Shocker, the Limo Driver has one finger the front and 2 fingers in the back.

I was expecting the shocker, but he ended up giving me the limo driver.

by The D's Squad August 30, 2018

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