I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

Lighthousing

The act of continuously turning around in circles whilst displaying a sneaky nut. Sometime performed in a wheelchair.

Person 1: He was Lighthousing me the sick fuck
Person 2: What a mad cunt.

by SkitzoCrab April 28, 2017

lighthouse

A tall, red haired person.

A: "Remember Tim from highschool? He had red hair and was tall."
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!

by Appels_NL September 12, 2015

Rhode Island Lighthouse Douse

It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.

For $15; Could I interest you in a Rhode Island Lighthouse douse?

by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017

lighthouse management

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.

Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!

by Bend Over Here It Comes Again April 26, 2014

lighthouse besties

the besties of finn,rosie,amelia,rhys and ryley they help me through the hard time especially when i am really cold

the lighthouse besties help me

by joe rue July 20, 2022

Lighthouse Effect

Being so tall that people look up to you and naturally gravitate towards you.

“I wonder why everyone likes David?”
“Oh, it’s just the Lighthouse Effect.”

by StopSexualizingBoats April 1, 2023