I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

Cochecton Lighthouse

To place the handle of a lit flashlight in ones ass and spin around.

Todd is drunk and doing the Cochecton lighthouse again.

by Wally3 November 5, 2018

lighthouse besties

the besties of finn,rosie,amelia,rhys and ryley they help me through the hard time especially when i am really cold

the lighthouse besties help me

by joe rue July 20, 2022

lighthouse management

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.

Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!

by Bend Over Here It Comes Again April 26, 2014

my lighthouse

my lighthouse is a term for paraplegic-spider man. This is the form that Noah turns into when indie or Erin says ''my lighthouse''. Erin will laugh and maybe wheeze, then Indie will wheeze and die. Luke will then go into a dissected form and say 'ah ah ah' then Indie and Erin will copy and then burst out laughing.

Erin or Indie yells 'MY LIGHTHOUSE' then noah goes into a deformed spider-man position.
'MY LIGHTHOUSE' *noah goes into a paraplegic spider-man

by thugdoroki November 30, 2020

Lighthouse Effect

Being so tall that people look up to you and naturally gravitate towards you.

“I wonder why everyone likes David?”
“Oh, it’s just the Lighthouse Effect.”

by StopSexualizingBoats April 1, 2023

lighthouse

A tall, red haired person.

A: "Remember Tim from highschool? He had red hair and was tall."
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!

by Appels_NL September 12, 2015