The Dirty Jay Leno

The act of eating a girl out while she shits on your chin, said shit will stick to your chin making it seem larger like Jay Leno's Chin.

Bratcher- Man i was tasting some cunt nectar from the goregous girl this morning and she shit on my chin! The worst part is when i backed away it stuck to my chin!

Tyler- Man thats called "The Dirty Jay Leno!"

by Tyler1994 April 4, 2011

You just pulled a Jay Leno

Giving a chance to someone but later taking it back just because.

Guy #1: yo do you think I can be the president of the club next year?
Guy #2: fo sho brah
Guy #1: cool!

-1 Month Later-

Guy #2: I want my spot back biatch
Guy #1: You just pulled a Jay Leno -_-

by Alapongtai January 20, 2010

jay leno for presidential burger

1. a burger that is offered when jay leno runs for president

mumbles went to burger king and asked for the jay leno for presidential burger

mumbles also asked for the conan o'brien burger too

by tree trunk slim August 6, 2010

Lenoing

Caressing a pet cat or dog but nuzzling it with your chin. Named after actor/host Jay Leno noted for his comedic wit and well-endowed chin.

I spent a few minutes lenoing my cat as she snuggled against me and purred.

by ElegantButler April 29, 2015

Lenos

geadoros

lenos

by jamiefan101 February 11, 2020

Pulling a Leno

Using your chin to penetrate a women's vagina while eskimo kissing her butthole and telling poorly written jokes as she rides on top in 69.

You: "What's up with airline food?"
Her: "Oh yeah, daddy!"

I told that girl last night my name was Jay, I am totally Pulling a Leno on her later!

by DaddyUnicorn October 1, 2020

leno

fat fucking cunt who will mug u off and talk to 5 other girls whilst saying they love u

if u ever find a leno ignore that bitch !!!

by ishsnekeisn October 13, 2020