Wikid Leak

Public urination.

Ordinarily I would preserve the secrecy of urination, but I must take a Wikid Leak.

by chingaleta December 11, 2010

Lezak

When coming from behind, with odds against you, pulling a victory out of your as. Like Jason Lezak in the 08 Beijing Olympics.

"Yo did you see Tod's race yesterday?"

"Yeah man he Lezaked that son of a bitch"

by SamAlex October 10, 2008

Leaky Penis Syndrome

Typically occurs while drinking alcohol for a bit and breaking the seal, and then ejaculating. The sensation feels as if the subject must keep urinating even after previously urinating. Once the subject becomes tired of waiting for all the urine to come out, he proceeds to pull up his pants and leave the bathroom, only for his penis to leak urine drop by drop into his underwear, while causing a slight burning sensation in the tip of the penis. The subject immediately returns to the bathroom, only to urinate a tiny drop or stream, repeating the process over and over until about an hour after he stops drinking alcohol and/or ejaculating.

Guy: We totally shouldn't have fucked just now.

Girl: What the fuck does that mean?

Guy: We've been drinking all night. Now I have Leaky Penis Syndrome, you dumb cunt.

by Black Tony May 16, 2009

Lifter's Leak

A condition experienced during a workout caused by lifting heavy weights. Generally, occurs when performing squats. Lifter's Leak transpires when the weight being lifted offsets the ability to keep one's sphincter clamped shut. As a result, more energy and focus is required to lift the weight resulting in a momentary of loss of control of the anal sphincter during which time flatulence or a combination of flatulence and feces will leak out. The lifter will generally react by quickly clamping the sphincter muscle to permit only a minor release. However, this is often results in a prompt termination of the workout or worse, complete loss of control of the weights being lifted.

During his early morning workout, Juan regretted his prior evening out on the town whereby he consumed copious amounts of fresh oysters and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. During the third rep of his squat routine, Juan lost control and suffered from Lifter's Leak. To prevent a full on shart, Juan slammed the weights to the floor and quickly ran to the locker room ending his routine prematurely.

by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2013

Anal Leakage

The unexpected or unwanted oozing, seeping, or dripping of foul-smelling substances from a tightly clenched anus. Such substances may have been produced by the body attached to the anus or may have been introduced by another body unattached to the aforementioned anus. Such seepage may also be accompanied by an expulsion of gas (see also shart).

Pam's anal leakage smelled worse than Elizabeth New Jersy and really wrecked that dinner with her boyfriend.

by binkboy February 12, 2006

Leaky Tuesdays

The term "Leaky Tuesdays" is used to describe an unexpected and unpleasant slow trickle of watered down semen from the male genitals.

Man, Steven is really having the Leaky Tuesdays.

by TheYellowBrickRoad January 30, 2017

Biddy Leak

Definition 1.
When a hot girl is given the information to a party and she tells all the guys she knows about it.

Definition 2.
A girl's period.

Definition 1.
Dude 1: So I texted her and 5 minutes later all these dudes started calling me like crazy to go to this party.
Dude 2: You my friend are victim to a terrible biddy leak

Definition 2.
Dude: What the fuck is that on my couch???"
Bitch: I just Biddy Leaked.

by Jamal Jenkins Da Slinky Hater January 1, 2009