A BBQ in which the cook has 0 patience for special requests. Also, the food will be served all at once and left on the table to become cold.
Vern: How is the BBQ over already?
Andrew: We had a Lebanese BBQ , better grab your food while it's hot now.
Andrew: We had a Lebanese BBQ , better grab your food while it's hot now.
by fiberman11 September 22, 2017
A sexual maneuver in which a shady man lights a candle in a womans anus, lights it, then lets it harden. After it has hardened for about 10-15 minutes, the man uses the new rectal totem to fuck her.
by kolaoncoke August 08, 2023
by Ckr806 September 25, 2017
This is a delicate process, and no steps should be skipped.
1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.
4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.
1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.
4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.
John- Hey Bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.
John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.
John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....
by I shit in urinals June 10, 2010
by Jaboi67 July 04, 2018
A man walks into Big Mama's pizzeria and notices a sign reading "Ask for the Lebanese Discount." The man, who is of Lebanese descent, feels he is about to get a deal of a lifetime. After bringing his pizza home to eat, he notices he was charged double for his medium pizza. He fell victim to the classic Lebanese Discount.
by BDZ16 April 22, 2015
First, you put an alka-sletzer in your woman's vaj. Then, after sex you eat the foam that comes out.
by Master_t_ October 13, 2006