Welcome to the layer cake (the criminal world) - Quote taken from the brit gangster flick 'LAYER CAKE'
by Matthew Harrison September 29, 2004
1) The number of wood layers on a good skateboard.
2) Artesanal species of marijuana joint made of alternate layers of marijuana and cocaine, (4 mary, 3 coke).
2) Artesanal species of marijuana joint made of alternate layers of marijuana and cocaine, (4 mary, 3 coke).
by demiurgica July 21, 2009
A hard working person. A person that doesn't get involved with work politics or kissing ass. A person who does a solid days work regardless of pressures of the need to just get it done.
by DannaLee August 03, 2015
Noun. An expansion of the muffin top. A layer cake refers to both the roll of flesh bulging over tight fitting pants as well as the roll, or layer, of fatty flesh created by a tight fitting bra. The combination of fleshy rolls create a layered effect, ergo, the layer cake. While a muffin top can be sported by a woman of any size, a layer cake is a label generally attributed to larger women.
by KingConyers September 08, 2009
The end result of a collection of persons defecating in the same toilet without flushing, or indeed putting the loo roll in said toilet, in which the effort of a group creates a fantastic art piece the family or indeed friends can enjoy.
by captianawesomewithbignads May 07, 2009
you're baking layer cakes when taking a dump in the sink then wiping your ass while not being sure if you got it all out already. So you give it another try and out comes the poopy poo which makes you wipe your bottom again which then in the sink forms a layer cake of black-and-white poo-paper-poo-paper etc.
Dude, yesterday when I was over at Keyla's I was baking triple layer cakes. When she found out she kicked me out ... damn.
by Mr. p and the G's April 29, 2010
A triple cross between "mental flow," "zoning out," & "ozone layer" that refers to a person's state of mind when they're focusing intensely on something; i.e. an essay, video game, TV show, book, or project.
If a person focuses intensely enough, they will become enveloped in an impenetrable wall of concentration, which functions similarly to the earth's ozone layer. This "flowzone layer" acts as a shield that tunes out any possible distracting agents.
The strength or fragility of the flowzone layer depends on its ratio of "recepticons" (particles that promote listening) to "oblivi-ons" (particles that promote ignoring). If there are more recepticons, the flowzone layer will be weaker, making the focusing person more susceptible to outside interference. Likewise, more oblivi-ons will result in a stronger layer that is highly resistant to distractions.
Just as destroying the ozone layer is bad for the earth, attempting to breach the flowzone layer can have damaging effects on the focusing person. If a big enough hole is created, it will let in large amounts of harmful "UV" (Uncomfortable Vexation) rays that disrupt the person's concentration, making the person increasingly hot with frustration. Frequent enough annoyances can cause the frustration to transform into rage, resulting in the "Scream-house Effect." The Scream-house effect is to be avoided at all costs, and this can be done by simply LEAVING THE FOCUSING PERSON ALONE.
If a person focuses intensely enough, they will become enveloped in an impenetrable wall of concentration, which functions similarly to the earth's ozone layer. This "flowzone layer" acts as a shield that tunes out any possible distracting agents.
The strength or fragility of the flowzone layer depends on its ratio of "recepticons" (particles that promote listening) to "oblivi-ons" (particles that promote ignoring). If there are more recepticons, the flowzone layer will be weaker, making the focusing person more susceptible to outside interference. Likewise, more oblivi-ons will result in a stronger layer that is highly resistant to distractions.
Just as destroying the ozone layer is bad for the earth, attempting to breach the flowzone layer can have damaging effects on the focusing person. If a big enough hole is created, it will let in large amounts of harmful "UV" (Uncomfortable Vexation) rays that disrupt the person's concentration, making the person increasingly hot with frustration. Frequent enough annoyances can cause the frustration to transform into rage, resulting in the "Scream-house Effect." The Scream-house effect is to be avoided at all costs, and this can be done by simply LEAVING THE FOCUSING PERSON ALONE.
"Honey, did you talk to our son Jimmy?"
"I tried, but I couldn't get through to him. That little game of his must have caused him to form a flowzone layer. It's hopeless."
"Dude, quit trying to show me those YouTube videos! I'm trying to do math here and you're disrupting my flowzone layer."
"Sorry bro."
"Yeah, you better be."
"Wanna go to Jimmy John's?"
"..."
"I said 'Wanna go to Jimmy John's?'"
"..."
"That's one hell of a flowzone layer you got there, bud."
"I tried, but I couldn't get through to him. That little game of his must have caused him to form a flowzone layer. It's hopeless."
"Dude, quit trying to show me those YouTube videos! I'm trying to do math here and you're disrupting my flowzone layer."
"Sorry bro."
"Yeah, you better be."
"Wanna go to Jimmy John's?"
"..."
"I said 'Wanna go to Jimmy John's?'"
"..."
"That's one hell of a flowzone layer you got there, bud."
by Jon B-C January 26, 2014