HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

THIS IS UESED WHEN THE VERY VERY SHIT PERSON LAU SKAL HOLDE SIN KÆFT LITTLE LORT

"HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! lille lort"

by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021

lau-cheedit

a person who lurks around schools

be careful, there is a lau-cheedit hanging around!

by drmonknugget June 7, 2022

Lau

Lau/lu/lo. often used by slang people in Indonesia, especially in the East Jakarta

Lau mau kemana, sini aja dulu

by pak slupur April 20, 2024

Lau

She is just lolling around

Lau is lolling around

by Lollelau November 22, 2021

Wa lau

A Singaporean word for WHAT THE HELL

Wa lauuuuu why you do this to me

by Darth822 November 26, 2018

Cyrus Lau

Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.

It’s Cyrus Lau, the rizzasaurus rex.

by The Rizzler’s Prophet June 7, 2023

Mr. Zood-Lau

A meth user, preferably outside of a popular family establishment, who screams at parents for either money or for their kids.

Mr. Zood-Lau: “ZOODLAU PLEASE I JUST NEEEEED YOUR MONEY OR YOUR KID ZOOD PLEASE!!”
Parent: *Maces Mr. Zood-Lau

by Zoodster-Bup Inc. July 9, 2024