That's what she said last night 

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.

Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night

That's what she said last night by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night 

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021

didn't even last a night 

the relationship didn't last even a single night

She didn't even last a night

didn't even last a night by Ice_lolly March 19, 2019

Last margarita of the night 

When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.

I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.

Last margarita of the night by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

ghost of last nights dinner 

Another way to say fart

do you smell that?! its the ghost of last nights dinner! Peeeeuuuuu!

ghost of last nights dinner by jds5 December 29, 2019

Last nights

The idiots way of saying “Last night’s”

P1: I had so much fun during last nights overwatch gaming session
P2: Mate don’t you mean Last night’s? You Idiot

Last nights by The Enigma of the Void July 5, 2020

last nighter 

A person some had sex with. Usally ugly, lame, or they don't like for some reason!

Friend,"Hey Sean are you goning to hit that agin?"
Sean,"No she was a last nighter!"

This word was made up for Sean,I know you can do better stop setteling for less!!

last nighter by Joshua December 29, 2003