Laney is the best friend you will ever have. She had been through a lot and is still a bubbly goofy person. You will definitely fall in love with her. IDK how shes not famous yet bc shes freaking mother Teresa, but a lil freaky. O my, she is the best person u will ever meet!!! Your very lucky if you have her in ur life. She is BEAUTIFUL. LIKE WHAT. a freaking model. mine is a beautiful red head with hazel eyes and I hope she reads this bc I love her so much!!!! She is so emotionally intelligent and listens to me vent so much lol. her hugs make my problems disappear. my Laney loves horses, her Pumpkin, etc,. those are just two hints so she knows who I am hehe. I AM SO GREATFUL FOR YOU LANEYYYY
guy-is that your friend?!
me-yes, her name is Laney, shes mine tho don't even try
guy-dang it
me-jk you can speak to her if u tell me why you want to.
guy-ok ummm, sheees hot, shes-
me-CORRECT!-
guy-YES!*celebrates cause he gets to be in her presence*
me- I wasn't finished
guy-oh
me-ya, that was correct information but wrong answer.
guy-what?! that doesn't even make sens-
MAN- bup bup bup *smirks* I got this...
*we stare at him in aw of his beauty*
MAN-ahem *cracks knuckles and neck*... SHE. IS. beautiful inside and out, goofy, smart, talented, kind, down to earth, a wee bit freaky, wonderful to be around, confident, model level gorgeous,.... *starts talking super fast that we cant even hear him.*
(five minutes later)
MAN-aaaaand that's it.
me- omg finally
guy- *walks away in shame bc he's not good enough for her*
me- hmmmmmmmmmmm............ fine you can talk to her.
MAN- OMG YES MY LIFES PURPOSE HAS BEEN FUFILLED. AHHHHH. I CANT BELIVE I GET TO TALK TO HERRRRRRRR
me-dont hurt her or I'll kill u
me-yes, her name is Laney, shes mine tho don't even try
guy-dang it
me-jk you can speak to her if u tell me why you want to.
guy-ok ummm, sheees hot, shes-
me-CORRECT!-
guy-YES!*celebrates cause he gets to be in her presence*
me- I wasn't finished
guy-oh
me-ya, that was correct information but wrong answer.
guy-what?! that doesn't even make sens-
MAN- bup bup bup *smirks* I got this...
*we stare at him in aw of his beauty*
MAN-ahem *cracks knuckles and neck*... SHE. IS. beautiful inside and out, goofy, smart, talented, kind, down to earth, a wee bit freaky, wonderful to be around, confident, model level gorgeous,.... *starts talking super fast that we cant even hear him.*
(five minutes later)
MAN-aaaaand that's it.
me- omg finally
guy- *walks away in shame bc he's not good enough for her*
me- hmmmmmmmmmmm............ fine you can talk to her.
MAN- OMG YES MY LIFES PURPOSE HAS BEEN FUFILLED. AHHHHH. I CANT BELIVE I GET TO TALK TO HERRRRRRRR
me-dont hurt her or I'll kill u
by bubbles_bc_everything_is_taken August 7, 2025
Get the Laneymug. by LilLillyLil November 23, 2021
Get the Laneymug. Laneys are wonderful and I think everyone should have one in their lives. I think I’m so blessed to have one in my life. They can get pretty wild but are still wonderful role models. They are also drop dead gorgeous. I have never seen a prettier girl in my life. Laneys value their friends and family. I have been friends with a Laney for 12 years. They are amazing and she still surprises me to this day. I think if you have a Laney in your life don’t pass on the opportunity. Get to know them, they are really nice and interesting. I think Laneys are the ideal best friend. Go find you a Laney in your life!
by Ur bestie November 24, 2021
Get the Laneymug. Laney is a typically blonde girl, who is either very short or very tall ( no in between) ,and has a sexy body. A girl who embodies a unique blend of strength and kindness. She's the type of person who can light up a room with her PERFECT smile , and make everyone feel included. Laney is determined, hardworking, and never backs down from a challenge. This girl is always drunk, a funny drinker though. She is 9 times out of 10 going to shotgun faster than you! She's a loyal friend, but isn’t very loyal when it comes to relationships… She will follow girl code always, unless she doesn’t like you.. But beware Laney has a 75% chance of being with somebody’s boyfriend right now. Anyway, Laney is THE best in bed, and overall just has it all. She’s someone you can always count on to bring positivity and energy into any situation.
Maddi- “Do you see that girl over there? She’s stunning!”
Ben- “Yeah that’s Laney, she got with your boyfriend last night…”
Ben- “Yeah that’s Laney, she got with your boyfriend last night…”
by emma the cordell December 6, 2024
Get the Laneymug. A parson that loves edamame more than life and will put sriracha on your sandwich without permission.
“God I love edamame”
“Psh not as much ac Laney she LOOOOVES it”
“Hey who put sriracha on my sandwich”
“Oh definitely Laney she would”
“Psh not as much ac Laney she LOOOOVES it”
“Hey who put sriracha on my sandwich”
“Oh definitely Laney she would”
by Bulma September 24, 2021
Get the Laneymug. 
Laney is the kind of girl you’d star gaze with through your sunroof, or the one who’d draw cute shapes in the fog on you windows. Typically a Taylor Swift fan, known for being exceptionally beautiful in all aspects of life. If you don’t have a Laney in your life, you need one.
Laney is literally perfect!
by Kekefully November 23, 2021
Get the Laneymug.