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LANded

Bunch of sick cunts who have the biggest wang and balls. The group that everyone loves to hate, just because they are so sexy. rice_meister is the official cheerleader of the group, just cause she r0x you all!
Fuck those LANded fellas own me.
Damn they're balls are fucking huge!
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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laidedness

the level at which one gets poon, measured on a scale of 1 to 69.
Getting a D+ on the laidedness test is as perfect as it gets
Many men must settle with sub-standard women in order to get some measure of laidedness
by schub1 April 20, 2008
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Landed on the moon moment

In reference to the 1996 classic Dumb and Dumber, in which Lloyd Christmas, Jim Carrey, sees the news clipping the the 1969 lunar landing. Christmas then says, "No way. We've landed on the moon!"
Used to describe a moment when a person is completely ignorant of a major event.
Rachel had a Landed on the moon moment when she discovered that best friend had had several children.

"Talk about a Landed on the Moon Moment, I had no idea the U.S. had Invaded Iraq"
by Alfanzno January 3, 2009
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Lamed

Verb:To get your Steam,World of Warcraft,Runescape,Myspace,Facebook or even email hijacked by giving a password away during chatting or even in an email
Jim:Dude,Bob,I'm telling you!Gabe Newell stole my steam account!
Bob:Dude,I doubt Gabe Newell would steal your two game account.
Steve:You just got lamed,man!
by Capt.Aggro February 1, 2009
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Lamped

Not wanting to be seen.

Avoiding being caught in a place you don’t wanna be seen in

Seen where you shouldn’t be
you don’t wanna get lamped
Not wanting to be seen.

“Don’t take that road man you don’t wanna get lamped”!
by The Real Smellyface September 1, 2018
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Larded

For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.
He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.
by notjanet February 7, 2010
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Lamedrop

To add a person's name to a website such as Urbandictionary.com, defined in a positive light, with the intent of acquiring favours, usually of a sexual nature, from said person.

To add one's own name to a website such as Urbandictionary.com, defined in a positive light, with the intent of acquiring favours, usually of a sexual nature, from others based on effective, if untruthful, advertising.
"Well, I wasn't going to date her, but then I saw how Urbandictionary.com lists her as having the kindest heart, and I changed my mind. Totally not a lamedrop. Yeah, I can trust the internet."

"John Doe: An insanely attractive, 6 foot hunk of man-meat with washboard abs who has been known to hand-rear kittens and shoot lightning from his anus."

"Sally Sobstory: The most beautiful woman in the whole universe, bar none, who frequently buys drinks for strangers at bars and is renowned for her internationally successful line of flannel evening-wear."

"Ben Dover: A body forged in the fires of Isengard, whose enemies tremble at the sight of his fearsome teeth and warm, cuddly nature. Possesses the ability to turn water into low-fat Yogisip."

"DefinitelynotmyAfricanLiteratureprofessor: The object of many a freshman's wank fantasy. Woman, do you even realize how sexy you are? Please, if there is a God, consent to rub genitals with me. Last night I softcocked profusely to your picture in the faculty yearbook. Oh God, I am so lonely. So very, very lonely."
by Deeplyflattered August 16, 2013
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