London

Capital of England, go there. You're guaranteed to be mugged or not appreciated.
Guy: So i went to London last weekend..

Other guy: Yeah, how'd that go?

Guy: The ignorant bastards.
by KCA Watts September 01, 2008
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The capital of the world, there is nowhere better, the people are friendly and courtious, there are so many different smells and sounds, u can get almost any type of food u want, its easy to get to different places on the tube, don't get a cab (robbin bastards), we've got thousands of tourist attractions (buckingham palace etc) we've got several great football teams (spurs, arsenal, west ham, chelsea), the crime is not as bad as lots of people say (number 11 on the British crime league table), all in all london is the capital of the universe, to anyone who comes to london and hates it, i feel sorry for u.
London rules, big shout out to all the peoples of the world.
by london123 May 25, 2006
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London

Slang for "toilet" in Indian English

Origins - The struggle for freedom during the British Raj, when policies passed in London (capital of the UK) were largely unpopular in the Indian sub-continent.
I'm going to London to look at the Queen, meaning "I'm gonna go take a dump (wishfully thinking it would land on the Queen of England)"
by noassassin December 06, 2010
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It is the name of several cities across the world.
London, England
London, Ontario, Canada :)
London, Kentucky, USA
by Jess77 June 19, 2005
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The cultural and political capitol of the UK. Visit in winter when the tourist aint there.
London is at it best in November, fewer americans
by Blackflag January 27, 2004
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London is a gorgeous girl who has a beautiful complexion.her face is soft but untouchable.she is a real breathtaking Person.she is a very special person. people love to be around.she is very good in bed because she is a great entertaining.
Boy:wow London is amazing

Girl:I wish I was a boy💍

Boy:I am going to date her😍😘
by London Delgado September 16, 2018
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She’s just outstanding,she doesn’t care about what other people have to say,and she skips to a beat of her own. She’s the most loyalists person you will ever run into,and she just so pretty
Guy:if u got a London she’s a keeper
by Bad~badly December 28, 2017
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