literature

Literature is a sort of aesthetic expression, usually involving words, but can be made of patterns or symbols. Most people think of literature as novels, but it can be anything you read, write, or create, as long as it has a special meaning. For example, a regular old to-do list is not literature, while a combination of certain symbols can be considered such.

My favourite kind of literature is prose.

by Katy December 25, 2003

monodextrous literature

a jazz mag, one handed reading material.

As he heard his mother he hurriedly stashed his monodextrous literature under the bed and hid the jizz rag.

by TLO Smudge March 2, 2004

hysterical literature

A series of videos where women read an extract from a book , while being jerked off by a vibrator underneath the table. After the women has an orgasm, She looks into the camera and tells you her name and the book she was reading/just read.

That girl started moaning as she read the book. I then realised she was having an orgasm. That's Hysterical Literature for you.

by KSSLad August 6, 2018

Sexually Liberated

The ideology of one shamelessly and often satisfying their sexual needs and desires without the burden of guilt or the judgment of established morally-correct societal mores. One who, when horny, has no qualms finding someone(s) to break him/her off proper - preferably many, many times over! This applies equally to women as it does men, and often, the gender of the sexual partner is moot as long as orgasm is achieved. There is usually mutual sexual desire/tension and neither party has expectations of future encounters, though should they present themselves, they are rarely declined.

"I invited a friend from Northern Cali to dinner tonight. She's single and hasn't dated in several months. Know anyone I might be able to introduce her to while she's here?" "

"So you are you saying she's, err, sexually liberated and wouldn't be put off by a one night stand set up?"

"No, that's actually how she prefers her sexual encounters; hit it, quit it, love it and never look back!"

by Sophie Baines October 23, 2011

Liberate a Shit

To release ones bowels. Another term that is fun to use for taking a crap.

I have to Liberate a shit, if you need me I'll be in the bathroom.

by The Minister December 28, 2005

literature rape

is when you have such a great opening statement to your speech that the audience gets aroused in the Shakespearean type of a way. Literaturelly.

When the ice breaker is so good you can feel it in your heart you have successfully performed a literature rape on your audience.

by 4GreenTeam20 November 10, 2018

Pre-Morti-Literati

Fear of dying before finishing all the books on your books to be read list

My friend explained my sleepless nights are caused by Pre-Morti-Literati, which is the fear of dying before you've read all the books on your "to be read" list

by Joanne Christenson June 14, 2013