The act of naked men stacking themselves on top of one another, mouth to penis, in a way that resembles the child’s building you, Lincoln Logs. The bottom layer of men faces upward and the top layer of men faces downward. Men are connected by a penis-to-mouth chain. It’s essentially a 69 gay orgy.
Person 1: “Hey, I was planning on Lincoln Loggin with some homies tonight. You wanna come?”
Person 2: “Oh, yeah, for sure!”
Person 2: “Oh, yeah, for sure!”
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A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.
Verb- Lincoln Logging
A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.
Verb- Lincoln Logging
"Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"
"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"
"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"
by Schaft November 15, 2013
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When bearded women (preferably wearing top-hats) engage in the act of scissoring. This can involve a quantity of 2 - 12 bearded women.
"That is the hairiest lincoln logs session I've ever seen!"
"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."
"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."
by UncleRumpleFugly July 7, 2009
Get the Lincoln Logs mug.1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
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Get the Lincoln-logged mug.The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.
by LincolnLogger November 3, 2019
Get the Lincoln Logging mug.When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
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