I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

lighthouse management

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.

Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!

by Bend Over Here It Comes Again April 26, 2014

lighthouse

A tall, red haired person.

A: "Remember Tim from highschool? He had red hair and was tall."
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!

by Appels_NL September 12, 2015

lighthouse

A tall, red haired person.

A: "Remember Tim from highschool? He had red hair and was tall."
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!

by Appels_NL September 12, 2015

Lighthoused

Something getting messed up by Lighthouse Academy.

Don't leave anything out in the hallway or else it will get Lighthoused!

by [e-mail] October 29, 2018

Cochecton Lighthouse

To place the handle of a lit flashlight in ones ass and spin around.

Todd is drunk and doing the Cochecton lighthouse again.

by Wally3 November 5, 2018

Foggy Lighthouse

It is when a girl hits a nic stick and then sucks a dick while the smoke covers it.

Taylor give me a foggy Lighthouse

by Foggy Lighthouse May 13, 2019