Lebanese BBQ

A BBQ in which the cook has 0 patience for special requests. Also, the food will be served all at once and left on the table to become cold.

Vern: How is the BBQ over already?

Andrew: We had a Lebanese BBQ , better grab your food while it's hot now.

by fiberman11 September 25, 2017

lebanese sledgehammer

When a Lebanese girl puts her fist in your ass.

I screamed in pain when she gave me my first Lebanese sledgehammer.

by Ckr806 September 24, 2017

Lebanese Pound

A sexual maneuver in which a shady man lights a candle in a womans anus, lights it, then lets it harden. After it has hardened for about 10-15 minutes, the man uses the new rectal totem to fuck her.

"yeah this guy at the mall selling fake glasses asked me if I wanted to try a lebanese pound"

by kolaoncoke August 7, 2023

Lebanese Sandpaper

This is a delicate process, and no steps should be skipped.

1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.

4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.

John- Hey Bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.

John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....

by I shit in urinals June 12, 2010

Lebanese Lunch

Using your tongue to remove a falafel from a woman's vagina

Hey girl you want to go have a Lebanese lunch?

by Jaboi67 July 3, 2018

Lebanese Discount

Overcharging an absurdly high amount of money to those of Lebanese descent.

A man walks into Big Mama's pizzeria and notices a sign reading "Ask for the Lebanese Discount." The man, who is of Lebanese descent, feels he is about to get a deal of a lifetime. After bringing his pizza home to eat, he notices he was charged double for his medium pizza. He fell victim to the classic Lebanese Discount.

by BDZ16 April 22, 2015

Lebanese Latte

First, you put an alka-sletzer in your woman's vaj. Then, after sex you eat the foam that comes out.

Shelley made me have a Lebanese Latte last night. I feel sick...

by Master_t_ October 13, 2006