A goon that is excessively annoying and is addicted to cheese. A Lars dislikes, cofee, drugs, tobacco, alcohol, or swearing.
by Craig June 30, 2003
Girl: I loved Larsing that pie!
Dude: Well who doesn't like to Lars pie?
Girl: Who knows? I love to Lars!
Dude: Well who doesn't like to Lars pie?
Girl: Who knows? I love to Lars!
by Food eater Mamninator January 11, 2012
LARS - Lack of Asian Recognition Skills. How the world perceives asian appearances and thinking they all look alike.
by mrhuuaaa May 14, 2012
Any drummer who resembles or looks similar to Lars Ulrich of Metallica when jamming on their drum set.
by Nuno March 04, 2006
The bag in which dodgeballs are kept. Also a unit of weight measurement. 1 Lars is eqaul to 500 pounds.
Dude her comes our gym teacher with the lars, we must be playing dodgeball today.
How many Lars' can you bench press?
How many Lars' can you bench press?
by thepac13 June 03, 2010
by Pecky December 17, 2007
A goblin like human, and a Grandmaster in the Art of Cuckery. They are rare in the known world because of this fact, simply because the chances of reproduction are very low. This is the reason for trying to mate with the most low end females to increase their chances of mating and boost their own confidence. There was a observation in which a 'Lars' has been seen trying to mate with a whale, although until now there haven't been other sightings of this. Alcohol seems to severely reduce their already limited cognitive abilities, relatively more than observed in an average human. Other traits which makes a 'Lars' easily recognizable are its (sexual) attraction to anthropomorphic animal kingdom (a community more commonly known as 'furries') and the intense fear of missing out ('FOMO').
by Joekook June 17, 2020