Lars

A goon that is excessively annoying and is addicted to cheese. A Lars dislikes, cofee, drugs, tobacco, alcohol, or swearing.

Look at that Lars! He's a goon and he yelled at me cause I swore.

by Craig June 30, 2003

Lars

To eat an object of food.

Girl: I loved Larsing that pie!
Dude: Well who doesn't like to Lars pie?
Girl: Who knows? I love to Lars!

by Food eater Mamninator January 12, 2012

LARS

LARS - Lack of Asian Recognition Skills. How the world perceives asian appearances and thinking they all look alike.

Damn, he thinks I look like Brenda Song. He has LARS.

by mrhuuaaa October 23, 2012

lars

Any drummer who resembles or looks similar to Lars Ulrich of Metallica when jamming on their drum set.

Brian looks so lars when he's playing the drums.

by Nuno April 14, 2006

Lars

The bag in which dodgeballs are kept. Also a unit of weight measurement. 1 Lars is eqaul to 500 pounds.

Dude her comes our gym teacher with the lars, we must be playing dodgeball today.

How many Lars' can you bench press?

by thepac13 June 3, 2010

lars

short for "Lame And Really Stupid"

Man, that guy is lars, he thinks he can score but he just can't

by Pecky January 6, 2008

Lars

A goblin like human, and a Grandmaster in the Art of Cuckery. They are rare in the known world because of this fact, simply because the chances of reproduction are very low. This is the reason for trying to mate with the most low end females to increase their chances of mating and boost their own confidence. There was a observation in which a 'Lars' has been seen trying to mate with a whale, although until now there haven't been other sightings of this. Alcohol seems to severely reduce their already limited cognitive abilities, relatively more than observed in an average human. Other traits which makes a 'Lars' easily recognizable are its (sexual) attraction to anthropomorphic animal kingdom (a community more commonly known as 'furries') and the intense fear of missing out ('FOMO').

*Rick cucks himself*

Joe: '''Bro why did you cuck yourself?? You starting to act like a Lars.''

by Joekook June 17, 2020