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Labour

Better than a Tory, but that's not really saying much is it?
I heard Dave voted Labour. Good on him, at least he's not a xenophobic, ignorant Tory cunt like me
by Kjs1983 October 30, 2021
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Labour voter

Hey there Jim, them Labour Voters just won’t flush!
by Furnace-Wibble February 7, 2024
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Lunchtime Labour

When you don't finish your work at school and you need to continue it during lunchtime when everyone else is gone and you're still left.
I need to finish this work otherwise the teacher is gonna make me do a shift of Lunchtime Labour.
by LeilaSP March 6, 2019
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Labour

OHH GODD THE LABOUR SHITS ARE COMING OUT!!!
by 5 crackies at maccies December 6, 2021
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Labour Hire

An unreliable , useless excuse of a worker the type of person to not show up on a Monday and put Petrol in a diesel car.

More often then not labour hire workers have previously been on the doll or born without morals.
I really hope we don’t get another labour hire worker we are better off working down a man
by iloveturkeys May 17, 2021
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Labour Government

An extremely painful experience, similar to a lobotomy, that is likely to last up to 5 years, with mind numbing levels of taxation on workers and employers alike. The concept was started by some oddball called Ramsay MacDonald who was Prime Minister of a Labour minority government in 1924, but fortunately that bunch of losers only lasted for 9 months - phew! The second occasion that Ramsay MacDonald led a Labour Government between 1929 and 1931 conditions were so bad, it was called the Great Depression!
Yes, amazingly there's some bloke down our pub, who know's someone, who's friend's mother-in-law actually voted for this Labour Government - I know I didn't believe it either!
by Wasitpolad October 31, 2024
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Labour is the source of all wealth

A statement uttered by Marxists infected by the spectre of Lassalle. This notion completely ignores the fact that nature contains use-values, which Marx notes in his "Critique of the Gotha Programme". (quite literally the first page)
Person 1: "Labour is the source of all wealth"
Person 2: "Lassalle, you je-
by AgainstTransHate June 26, 2024
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