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shit is real as kraft mayo

it is a term that you use to describe some thing that is unbelievable going on
shit is real as kraft mayo i got the new world wide high score in pac-man
by sexytacodab December 29, 2016
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kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese
person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.

person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.
by ndjsikslsosudhbdd May 31, 2018
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Krafted

"Krafted" is a slang term used to describe something that is destroyed, broken, or severely damaged. The word encapsulates various actions that result in the complete deterioration or ruination of an object, structure, or system. It implies a state beyond simple repair, where the item in question is left in a condition of disrepair or complete obliteration. This term is often used colloquially to emphasize the extent of damage or destruction experienced.
After the storm passed, the old barn was completely krafted, with its walls collapsed and roof caved in.
by Masterbuilt January 11, 2024
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Kraft

To tell a Kraft is to embellish a story or to make up outright a story.
Don't tell me a Kraft. You just krafted that bigger then crap.
by Trace lickerson February 7, 2019
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Brennan Kraft

Brennan Kraft is quiet at first when meeting him, but once he opens up, he will match your energy. Brennan is a person that means dear to you. Someone who will fight for you. Someone who will love you more than he loves himself. Brennan Kraft is handsome, kind, funny, and caring. Brennan is the type of boy who will but you Chinese noodles, trolls gummy worms, root beer, and any kind of chips you want if you say your hungry. He is someone who will ask you what you want 24/7 instead of being selfish. He will treat you right if you treat him right. He is the boy you call if you need help, are in trouble, or if you need to talk. He is someone you can bring home to meet the family and friends. Brennan is the type you want to keep around for a long time.
Brennan Kraft is the boy I want to marry one day.
by BabyBoba May 17, 2022
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