Kobe

Kobe is a fun person who can be very obnoxious all the time. he is kinda good looking and no girls like him. He is smart and he makes jokes a couple of times that people laugh at. He is pretty shy but if you become his friend he will be his true self which is very weird.

Girl so do you like kobe?
Another girl no he's ugly!
GirlIKR!!

by Youngdaggerwoes November 20, 2019

Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

by Big man kobe January 15, 2022

Kobe

used to +248% percent chance when throwing anything in a basket

*kid throws a paper ball in the trash and misses*
Kyle: KOBE!! *makes the basket
kid: :O how??
Kyle: one day I shall teach you young whippersnapper

by Bronny James February 13, 2020

Kobe

It is a Indian word that means dirty penis that is usually aimed at ppl living in poverty.It is used to degrade them.

Ohhh what a Kobe.

by Kevin just June 16, 2019

Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021

Kobe

A moment of pride you take into yourself and release into the world; Expecting excellence in the risk you take.

After months of dedicated hard work, I was still nervous about getting the promotion but knew I was ready. I placed my hand on the door knob, said "Kobe." And opened the door to my future.

by HIKERCISE NY January 28, 2020

Kobe

A guy who is loved for what he does. His life is full of emulation.

I want to be a Kobe.

by Etcsines February 5, 2020