by anonymous July 24, 2023

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.
The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.
The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.
The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.
The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.
The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.
by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025

I'm the kid that no one knows
I live a life I never chose
But these thoughts in my mind
Are my own, my own
I'm face to face with the unknown
My scary movie will be shown
I've got one evil mind
Of my own, of my own
We take from one another
And never stop to wonder
How it feels from the other side
Well nothing lasts forever
When stupid turns to clever
Why are you surprised?
Little know it all
Ten bucks in my hand
Little know it all
Don't cry I understand
I'm a target of the smart
They've got ambition I've got heart
Analysed and tagged
Before I start
So tell me
Who can I respect
I feel a leash around my neck
I find out there's shame
In the game
We take from one another
And never stop to wonder
How it feels from the other side
Well nothing lasts forever
When stupid turns to clever
Why are you surprised?
And I feel like
I'm caught outside the box
And I feel like
I'm sleeping when I'm not
I live a life I never chose
But these thoughts in my mind
Are my own, my own
I'm face to face with the unknown
My scary movie will be shown
I've got one evil mind
Of my own, of my own
We take from one another
And never stop to wonder
How it feels from the other side
Well nothing lasts forever
When stupid turns to clever
Why are you surprised?
Little know it all
Ten bucks in my hand
Little know it all
Don't cry I understand
I'm a target of the smart
They've got ambition I've got heart
Analysed and tagged
Before I start
So tell me
Who can I respect
I feel a leash around my neck
I find out there's shame
In the game
We take from one another
And never stop to wonder
How it feels from the other side
Well nothing lasts forever
When stupid turns to clever
Why are you surprised?
And I feel like
I'm caught outside the box
And I feel like
I'm sleeping when I'm not
We take from one another
And never stop to wonder
How it feels from the other side
Well nothing lasts forever
When stupid turns to clever
Why are you surprised?
Little know it all
Ten bucks in my hand
Little know it all
Don't cry I understand
Little know it all
Ten bucks in my hand
Don't cry I understand
You'll never know it all
And never stop to wonder
How it feels from the other side
Well nothing lasts forever
When stupid turns to clever
Why are you surprised?
Little know it all
Ten bucks in my hand
Little know it all
Don't cry I understand
Little know it all
Ten bucks in my hand
Don't cry I understand
You'll never know it all
by Death Menace March 2, 2023

A name given to a person that expresses basic common knowledge about a subject, by a person that doesn't know shit about fuck on said subject.
Me: Hey Edgar, maybe you should just check to see if the outlet is blown before you start taking apart the DJ's mixing board.
Edgar: Oh dang man, that actually worked! Quit being such a know-it-all, you're making me look bad.
Edgar: Oh dang man, that actually worked! Quit being such a know-it-all, you're making me look bad.
by Methkateer December 22, 2023

He knows it all 👀. Made by the Grimm brothers as a Grimm fairytale but could pass as a porno name (someone please make this Im being held hostage)
by Dickhead extreme March 3, 2020
