Kali

The type of girl that will help you with a murder and/or hide the body. They are also the Goddess of Destruction and Death. There dads may also hate there best friends.

Person #1: Hey can you help me murder someone then hide the body?
Kali: Sure, I'll get the tools and you dig the hole.

by TheRussianKermit October 22, 2020

Kalis

Is awesome and cool! Loves dogs and all animals and pets

Nick name is Kaykay

Kalis is AMAZING AND SWEET

by Maddie1818 June 9, 2018

kalie

a kalie is a lying broad that will act like she wants to date you more than anything and two weeks later ditch you for a faggot of a guy.

Dude last week I went out with this girl, then she totally pulled a kalie on me and suddenly she's dating another guy.

by pissed_92 November 24, 2010

kali

1. A crazy Hindu Godess with many arms, and equipped with many arms like the trident she took from Shiva and machettes, and necklace of heads around her neck.
2. What your woman turns into when you piss her off.

I tried to explain that the other woman was my co-worker, but she went all kali on me.

by RealFakeName December 1, 2006

kalis

someone having delusions of grandeur

a dreamer

Kalis wishes....

by coopstain February 14, 2003

Kalie

A trash can, or a dumpster.

Hey can you go throw my wrapper in the Kalie.

by Magconbabe December 13, 2014

Kali

A child with parents who have no common sense when it comes to spelling and pronunciation and caused a lifetime of annoyance.

Kali were ready for you

by Chickenfckerrr October 4, 2016