Janet de Spaceship

One with a face that goes ~wamb~ like the front of an airplane or, spaceship, in it's aerodynamicy and shape. A Janet de Spaceship moved easily through air currents, although some of her extremities limit her flow. These extremities sometimes include sirens, hair, rockets, fat rolls, bracelets, and sometimes wheels. The face is accentuated by a large nasal horn, or sometimes, cavity which radiates bitchiness and retardedness.

A 'Janet de Spaceship' is usually a drunk whore.

"That chick's nose is ****ing huge, she looks like a Janet de Spaceship."

"You're too drunk, Janet, let's get you back to your spaceship."

by alliegeealleasy April 8, 2010

June 30

People who were born on this exact day are the most amazing people you could ever meet. They are very generous, creative, artistic and cute. But, they are emotional, sensitive and get very huge mood swings. Once you piss them off, they will kick your ass. But when you treat them nicely, they will be the sweetest creation you have ever encountered.

(Saturday, June 30, 2030)
Hooman: "When is your birthday?"
Persown: "June 30th."
Hooman: "Omagah! Happy Birthday!"
Persown: "Thank you so much! You kind, loving, sweet, amazing, extraordinary, special, excellent creature.
Hooman: "Aww. Thank you so much."

by Elise Suareña November 2, 2019

Janette

Janette is a girl who looks like she is quiet. But is loud, energetic, funny and sassy. She is really pretty but her beauty is hidden. She is smart but is underestimated. She is good at working independently, but prefers working in groups. She seems super happy. But is suffering from a little bit of depression. Some people might judge her at first, but once they get to know her they start to like her.

boy: look at janette, shes soo cute
girl: ya, shes littt

by Mayastoocool4u September 30, 2018

June 4

The day that the baddest most funniest of bitches was born. She’s funny and sweet she has the heart of gold and did I mention she’s funny?! Shes hella wife material and cares too much about people that don’t deserve her. She’s also really lonely and loves dogs. You should hit her up sometime. Did I mention she’s funny?

Damn bro, Kortney was born on June 4th, you know... she’s fucking hilarious and a bad bitch 😄

by Kortney rules November 10, 2019

Janeth

Janeth is a short, thick girl. She's always down to do anything and is a badass. She might be short but she's crazy. A Janeth has a dark sense of humor. She gets along with a lot of people too! She's loyal, understanding, real, honest, nice/mean, funny, and smart. She doesn't want some two week bullshit. She's totally amazing but is heartbroken. She has a positive vibe and she always has a smile. She's sad deep down but won't show it. If you meet a Janeth, then your lucky. And if shes single, then date her because she's outstanding! Once she likes someone, she's loyal to him even though they're not dating. And if she likes you, then your lucky because that's rare!

Person 1: Who's the thick, short girl
Person 2: That's Janeth
Person 1: She's beautiful...
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: I wanna date her
Person 2: She's got eyes for someone else
She won't even notice you except for the dude she likes...
Person 1: Damn, then he's a lucky foo

by Isabella805 December 2, 2018

June 15

where the baddest bitch was born/ a gemini

Its June 15 is the baddest bitch day

by THEESTALILLON November 21, 2019

June 2nd

The day the best damn bitches alive was born. Ppl born on this day are usually very talkative, smart, hella cute but sometimes shy. They are so outgoing and love the simple things. They can take ur man too so don’t be fooled. They also so damn evil don’t get on their bad side. Bitch will chip yo arm off and then take u to the hospital

Damn she was born on June 2nd? That means she a Gemini. I better go hide my boyfriend, brother, dad and male dog

by Imashelyherron October 30, 2019