Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

jumpdown

a woman who is willing to have sex with anyone at any time. she will "jump down" and get it on anywhere.

we need some jumpdowns at the party so i can get my rocks off

by biznizzle April 6, 2004

junedogger

Commomnly used in Northern Minnesota, it's when someone is passed out,(prefferably in the upright position), then some daring party-goer lowers their pants and sticks their bare asshole on the tip of the passed out person's nose. Then you reach around and give the passed out person a good slap on the face, waking them up. This results in the person springing forward, essentially giving themselves a full facefull of ass.

Looks like Craig is the first one to pass out! I'm gonna give him a junedogger!

by Donny S. July 20, 2008

jumped

to randomly be swag walking down the street with your buds and get the living shit beat out of you, so bad it makes you cry.

last week, we were walking home, and tonio got jumped, it was brutal man.

by for.shizz.nat May 18, 2010

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.

'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

jused

juse, jused, jusing

1. To have just used something
2. Word combination of "just" and "used"
3. Just use, or just using

1. I jused your dad's condom on your mom.
2. She's jusing my cock for protein.

by Forte April 11, 2005

jumped the couch

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').

Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.

by philbad August 28, 2005