Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.
today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested
by Soggy jane April 16, 2018
The best duo existing and that has ever existed int his whole damn universe. Hana and Johanna are the best two girl in the world, the most beautiful, intelligent, and trustworthy, everyone want to be like them but no body will ever come even close to being as amazing as them. Everyone is jealous of them and want to be friend with them. All the guys are in love with them and want them. All the teachers in the school know that they are the best duo and they are everyones favourite student. Try and get in between them, but you can't, if you try, Johanna will beat you up, just like she beat every guy in the whole school in arm wrestling. Hana and Johanna make each other laugh so much that they cry every single day, they are the happiest with each other. If you are a Hana/Johnna, get yourself a Johanna/Hana.
"Are those Hana and Johanna?"
"Omg yes, their are so hot, they are the best duo every, they are so smart and will definitely win scene fair with their air purifier this year, I'm so jealous "
"Omg me too, I wanna be like them , its not fair"
"Omg yes, their are so hot, they are the best duo every, they are so smart and will definitely win scene fair with their air purifier this year, I'm so jealous "
"Omg me too, I wanna be like them , its not fair"
by Hana i Johanna April 15, 2024
She wins the hot mommy award every year she’s cute smart and tenacious and so lovely that you’ll let her lame dad jokes slide. She’ll also show you what a box fan is. “We are relationship goals” -Johanna-
by AwJohannaNow October 20, 2023
Johanna is always the pretty girl she’s very funny and you can trust her but she as trust issues sometimes really insecure about herself but no matter how her day is going or how she’s feeling she’s always trying to make people happy and make people laugh so she’s very funny, Johanna is very loyal the best girlfriend you can ever have has to be named Johanna their very attractive and beautiful their very kid and carrying about others they can always make your day better and they can always make you laugh.
Johanna is always the pretty girl she’s very funny and you can trust her but she as trust issues sometimes really insecure about herself but no matter how her day is going or how she’s feeling she’s always trying to make people happy and make people laugh so she’s very funny, Johanna is very loyal the best girlfriend you can ever have has to be named Johanna their very attractive and beautiful their very kid and carrying about others they can always make your day better and they can always make you laugh.
The best couple ever who has the best s3x ever and is going to have the cutest and prettiest kids ever. PERIODDDDDDDD!!!!!
by MeisterPorppa483929 November 21, 2021
johanna is my best friend.
she is always there for me.
I can laugh,cry and smile with her.
if iam in a bad mood she dont care.
she is beautyful and her style is amazing
she is always there for me.
I can laugh,cry and smile with her.
if iam in a bad mood she dont care.
she is beautyful and her style is amazing
johanna has my heart
by amelie.1105 June 06, 2022